Rules:
Go to [link] and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name: Max

Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"

2.) Your age: 12

The Police. Any law enforcement agent. See also "PO-PO" and "ONE-TIME."
Shouting "TWELVE" when the cops are spotted approaching the scene of some illegal activity.

3.) What should you be doing: nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

4.) Favorite color: orange

The colour which vain @ssholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick f-ing pumpkin monster."


5.) Birthplace: Whitehorse

A northern city in canada.Whitehorse,Yukon,Canada.
the best part of whitehorse is the wall-mart.

6.) Month of your birth: june

The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

7.) Last person you talked to: sister

your sister is the girl that will always be there for you and may save you one day, wether you know it or not. your sister may or may not be related to you and could just be an amazing friend, but either way your sister is always slow to judge and quick to forgive. she will always love you, she might just hide it from you.
stevi is like my big sister, i love her and always will.

8.) One of your nicknames: king

Someone who doesn't have shit all over them.
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
First person: "Who's that?"
Second person: "Must be a King."
First person: "Why?"
Second person: "He doesn't have shit all over him."